Star Harbor Nights

Alexandra Erin was greeted with rather cautious and skeptical acclaim from a worldwide gathering of Conan Doyle enthusiasts when she presented the recently "discovered" manuscripts for his original novels A Ninja in Scarlet, The Sign of the Ninja, and The Ninja of the Baskervilles, as well as the short stories A Ninja in Bohemia, The Man with the Twisted Ninja, The Problem of Ninja Bridge, The Red-Headed Ninja, and The Adventure of the Devil's Ninja, plus a handwritten copy of Silver Blaze which refers to "the curious incident of the ninja in the night-time." She parlayed this modest success in the literary world into her present position as head author of Star Harbor Nights.

Quinn Isley was forced to retire from the professional denunciation circuit after disastrously denouncing caramel corn as "the work of delicious devils" before the Association of Christian Corn Carmeliers. Lacking any real skills or relevant job experiences, she found herself reduced to holding a sign that said "Will Make Up Superheroes For Food." A passing stranger suggested changing the word "Food" to "The Internet", and Quinn's true calling was found.

Sonya Kenderdragon is an internationally renowned star of stage and screen, though none of the nations in which she's specifically known have ever been found on any map that we've seen. She just has such an honest face that we can't imagine she's lying. She's also indispensable to the proper functioning of the website, in ways she promises to make clear in the near future.